November 2010
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Coming clean and the King →
noiselesstread: So, I made an impossible declaration a week and a half ago. This time there was no ultimate victory. This was the phase in which I failed so I hid in a hole for a week. Now I have to come out and fess up. Gah!
I was not the first to use it, nor will I be the last. It just fits so well. Anyways, I’ve promised 5 blogs to J. Three of which have been specified. They were supposed...
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I now have 2 "official" followers →
noiselesstread: By “official” I mean the ones who hit that little follow button and have either an account or filled in their name. To anyone else who reads this blog, you most definitely still count. However, unless you tell me in some way that you are reading it, I do not know that you are following me. This does not sadden me. In fact, if you think about it you must be a blog ninja, always...
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Platypus, Platypi, Platipodes →
noiselesstread: There were no guidelines to the 5 posts rules. Also, platypi are always relevant. Whenever I’m in doubt or in a seemingly trapped awkward situation, I simply say platypus in a calm and reasonably firm voice then walk away. This leaves the party that trapped you momentarily incapacitated. It works 99% of the time almost every time, maybe. And how can you not take a moment to...
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Waking up, this is not a metaphor, this is my... →
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This is # 4. Only one more to go Nat!
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Does anybody else pay attention to how creepy ice... →
noiselesstread: The ones from the films and the ones I’ve seen in real life couldn’t be more different:
The ones from films:
Clean cut and always smiling
Professional
Plays same song like pop goes the weasel or the entertainer
In an immaculate white truck or ice cream cone truck
Could be made creepy but all things considered very nice and clean. Picture acquired from here.
The ones...
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Do you ever have to suppress your creepy urges? →
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If you’ve ever worked in customer service (meaning you interact with customers) you may have noticed that people are somehow naturally inclined to be creepy. This includes yourself, behind the counter. Okay, so maybe this is only true of me but please just humor me. At one of my first jobs I noticed on the driver’s license of a customer that they lived on the exact same...
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Helium filled expectations →
noiselesstread: So I made a promise to my friends Nat, Kristen and Nicole that I would start posting again before the weekend was done. Of course, I felt so moved that they actually read this damn thing that I took it too far and declared I would put up 5 posts to make up for over a month of being really really busy. Of course it was Natalie who seemed to have issued the challenge to my...
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A lesson on perception or lack there of →
noiselesstread: Okay, so this is not an exact definition but I think it is simple enough to understand. In the following dissertation I will be referring to perception. When I say perception, I am describing how we perceive our surroundings through our senses along. In other words, the mental image we attain through sights and sounds. Observe the following. You may remember me mentioning a...
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Remember how dolls are bad? Under the Hell NO! and... →
noiselesstread: I was recently asked the following on tumblr by indecisivejess: This was my response (to be illustrated later): I’m glad you asked. I had a few of the normal ones that stuck with me such as fears of being utterly alone or losing loved ones but my biggest “irrational” fear was dolls coming to life to kill me. I don’t know precisely how it started. I didn’t see Child’s Play...
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Return to The Path of Possible Peril: A Sense of... →
noiselesstread: So we went back. Natalie and I took a mutual friend, Kristen with us this time. We made sure to go back at 9 at night without a flashlight save the app of an iPhone. I don’t know where to begin so I will continue the rest of the story in bullet points. The following can be applied to one or all of us:
The playground was still creepy.
No, that’s not a snake right in front of...
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Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
– Robert Frost (via idyllicconception)
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I was born with an enormous need for affection, and a terrible need to give it.
– Audrey Hepburn (via meeahlove)
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It's been a while
since I’ve posted more original stuff. I’ve been so busy with my jobs that I’ve only been reblogging when I can manage. I’ve decided to make a comeback. And here… we… go.
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